Who would win in an epic battle between a kangaroo and a snake?

Chuck Norris. 'nuff said

Stuck in an elevator with Sesame Street

so, i'm in an elevator, and something goes wrong... who'd I get stuck with? oh dear god...

Elmo
hmm... annoying but i could always eat him :)

Cookie Monster
at least he's got cookies!

Big Bird
AH HA! He's the reason the elevator broke! Now he's gonna die...

A haiku about Twilight

Twilight, the movie

Two hours of PURE torture

Want my money back!

First Post of DOOM!

This is the begining, the begining of this story. The begining, the begining, the begining...